Top Ten List

10.  Gathering all of the religious works from the reference section of the library and placing them in the fiction section under "U" for unknown author.

  9.  Trying to change people's minds on the legality of straight marriage.

  8.  Attending service at a Hare Krishna Temple solely because of their great free food.

  7.  Rearranging the letters on church marquees while...

  6.  ...still drinking on Sunday morning.

  5.  Ordering enough free religious texts for a life-size paper mache of your favorite religious and/or literary figure.

  4.  Praying for things that are inevitable, such as traffic, the sunset or your bodily functions and telling your believer friends about your uplifting experience.

  3.  Coming up with reasons for why God probably does exist that nobody else has before.

  2.  Answering, "God Bless," with, "Will do."

  1.  Founding your own religion.

John -- Is this your response to our conversation the other day? Ha. -- Emery

Inspired by, not response to.

John

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