Bomberman stood in his bedroom, as he often did, pretendeding to be fictional characters from movies he liked. This time, he had his fedora and leather jacket on, calling himself "Indiana Bomber". Slightly startling him, Luigi opened the door and called out to his imagination-filled friend.

"Hey, Tiger! You ready to go to?" Luigi gazed at the costume that Bomberman had put on. "Take that crap off right now!" demanded Luigi.

Bomberman, defending his look, replied "But Luigi, you know that when I wear this, we end up going on an adventure!"

Kirby was strolling on down the hallway to greet his buddies, "Hey Luigi, what's taking so..." he stopped to view Bomberman's attire. "Oh, not again!"

"What?" Bomberman pleaded, "We're going to the movies. There is always adventure there."

The three loaded up into Kirby's car and they made the drive to the theaters. Bomberman, being the only one who was happy enough to talk, continued to attempt reasurring his friends, "What? This is going to be fun, guys!"

The movie showing this night was one that Bomberman had always wanted to see. It was a story of a man trying to find a woman.

The three walked up to the ticket counter. The clerk, in a horrible mood, thought to himself, (Oh great, more freaks. I gotta stop workin the night shift).

Kirby, somehow able to read the man's thoughts, slammed his fists on the counter in anger. "WHAT did you just think about us?!"

It only took a couple of seconds, and the clerk was stripped naked, bound, and gagged. While lying there, he was left to muddle in his thoughts, (Yup, gotta get a shift change!)

The movie was great, and all was going well until, of course, a problem arose. Bomberman's hat was apparently in the way of the movie patron seated directly behind him, blocking his view. The angry individual spoke to his friend sitting next to him. "What a jerk! Can you believe that guy? Wearing a hat to the movies." Suddenly, the angry movie patron stood up and slapped the hat right off of Bomberman's head.

Bomberman, furious, lept to his feet ready to swing.

"Oh shit!" he exclaimed.

Detective Ralph Ralphison, equally shocked, screamed "Hey! It's them!"

His partner, George Gregory, yanked his gun from it's holster, and grabbed his jacket lappelle, exposing his badge. "PSPD! Freeze!"

Kirby, ready to rumble, whipped out the emergancy knife from his non-existant pocket and held it limply, poised to throw. "You guys run! I'll hold them off!" As Luigi and Bomberman scrambled out of the row of seating, Kirby threw the knife directly at Gregory's arm, successfully knocking the gun out of his hand.

Gregory, yelping in pain, shouted, "GET THEM!" Ralphinson leapt over his partner and followed in pursuit. Gregory knew as well as he did that catching the L-TEAM was more important than the safety of his partner.

The team busted out of the back exit of the theater, boltin down the ally. Luigi had never been a suspect, but he knew that his friends needed his help, so he came along. As Kirby caught up, the three ran down the ally.

Bomberman called back, "What'd I tell ya? Adventure!"

Kirby called out in anger, "This isn't adventure, you dumb bastard!"

Luigi followed suit, "You just had to wear that fucking hat and jacket didn't you?!"

Ignoring the complaints, Bomberman found a door that was unlocked. "Quick, in here!"

Once inside, the team had a chance to catch their breath. Bomberman let out a sigh of relief. "We're safe!!" Looking around, he noticed Kirby, entranced. He was staring at a sword mounted on the wall, with a sign above it. Luigi made his way over to the sign.

Reading aloud, Luigi stated, "He... or she... who picks up this sword must find the one person to which this weapon cannot kill. Upon doing so, you will be given 1,000,000 dollars."

Kirby broke out into a sweat. "One... Million... DOLLARS!!"

Bomberman said disgustedly, "Ew, stop sweating."

Luigi removed the sword from the wall and began to swing it in the air. "I don't know about this. How will we find this person?"

Kirby raised his hand in unnecessary politeness. "I've got an idea."

The park was peaceful and serene, the people occupying it happily going about their day. The L-TEAM pulled into a parking space. Tumbling out of the car, "Let's get to it." Kirby chanted. He pulled the sword from the trunk and held it firmly in his hand. "You guys decide if they're dead or not." Kirby charged into the park, sword held in attack position. He managed to thrust it into a woman who was eating a doughnut. The woman dropped down to the ground in a bloody mess.

****Luigi and Bomberman stood by the car. "Nope, she's not the one."

Kirby continued to attack people in the park, until everyone had scattered and disappeared. He walked back over to his friends who were still standing by the car. Luigi spoke his thoughts. "We need to find a faster way to do this."

Kirby thought for a second, "Wait! I've got an idea."

The L-TEAM Meat Market opened its doors to a non-existant crowd of people. The sign in the window read HELP WANTED and below it said GREAT PAY.

A man in a ruffled business suit and poorly combed hair walked in. "I'm here about the job," he said. Bomberman was sitting behind the front counter smoking a cigarette.

"Follow the guy with the green hat." He instructed.

The man did so, and the two came to a door in the back with the blinds closed, disguising what was hidden beyond. "Right this way, sir," said Luigi in a very business-like tone.

The man walked into the room and gave a quick look around to find that it was empty. "Hello?" he called.

Suddenly, from out of what some might refer to as nowhere, Kirby jumped toward the potential employee with the sword sticking straight forward. It stabbed him, and he fell to the ground. Kirby stood over the body. "Nope, not him either. So... what are we going to do with all the bodies?"

Bomberman walked into the office. "They are starting to pile up."

Luigi followed the other two into the office. "Don't worry. I've taken care of everything." He led the two into yet another room in the back office. It contained a machine that was unloading the bodies into a meat grinder and creating delicious steaks and hamburgers. "The profits made by this stuff should put us past three million by next week."

Kirby suddenly looked worried. "We're still going to find who the sword can't kill, right?"

Luigi patted his head. "Of course, my little one."

Kirby smiled a warm smile and cuddled close to Luigi, "I love you Luigi."

Luigi broke the affection. "We'll need a better way to find him or her."

Bomberman ended his silence. "Do you guys have the feeling that what we're doing is wrong? Maybe we should stop this."

Kirby was outraged, "There's a million dollars on the table. We'll do whatever it takes!"

Just then, Kirby's arch rival entered the meat shop and walked up to the conversing group. "I'm here for the job."

Bomberman jumped infront of his team and stuck his arm out in a defensive manouver. "Metaknight!"

"I've read this comic up to this point and I think the sword can't kill me." he said. "Go ahead, give it a try. If I don't die, you guys give me half of the million."

Kirby picked up the sword and stabbed through the enemy. "Sure, I'll take that deal."

Metaknight pulled the sword from his body and laughed an evil laugh. "I lived!"

Before the L-TEAM could respond to the stabbing, a beam of light broke through the ceiling, and God descended from the heavens. God landed and looked at the villian with the sword through himself. "Thou hath done it! Thou hath found the one the sword cannot slay."

Metaknight jumped back. "Oh crap, God found me!"

God smiled. "I've been looking all over for this guy. People say I can see everything... but they don't know shit. Like, just last week I lost my car keys and..."

At that moment, metaknight stabbed God in the side. "Find me now, God!"

Kirby grew fire in his eyes, literally. "We had a poker game next friday!" he exclaimed. Bomberman handed his pink companion a bomb.

"Here ya go buddy. Do what needs to be done."

"Thanks, pal!"

Kirby hurled the bomb toward his long time enemy. Upon impact, it exploded and blew him out of the meat market. God waved his hand and the wound healed itself.

Here's your million dollars, boys." He said, throwing a suitcase on the ground.

The next morning, the meat market was closed. Luigi looked bummed. "It seems like a waste to close our first successful business."

Bomberman shook his head in agreement. "We ran out of free meat. Besides, the police would have eventually caught up with us anyway."

Luigi responded, "Still, I wish we had a good money making scheme going."

Kirby raised his hand. "I've got an idea."

And so, the L-TEAM made a quick million and Kirby thought of a new idea to raise easy money. Will it work? Only time, (and another comic) will tell. Until next time...