Short and Sweet

I got this as an "anonymous tip" from a "friend" of mine. "She" was having problems with "her" man. "She" questioned his faithfulness for quite some time before "she" actually decided to do some investigating on "her" own. Not to "her" surprise, "she" found the cheating bastard at the home of one of one of the girls "she" suspected was more than just a chum. Infuriated, "she" remembered her brother telling her that if she ever wanted to really break a man's heart (and wallet) to stick a fun size candybar in his gas tank. Soooooooo, "she" went to CVS, purchased a bag of fun size snickers (you can't buy just one.) "She" then proceeded to drive back to the house, place the candy bar in the hole for the nozzle, and walk up to the front door. When the desheveled blonde came to the front door, clearly attempting to put her clothes back on.. our "anonymous friend" smiled a wide smile and said, "Did he mention that he has herpes?" turned around and went home.

Step 1: Go to CVS.

Step 2: Buy a fun-size Snickers bar.

Step 3: While he's away, (make sure no one's around) stick the fun-size Snickers in his gas tank.

Step 4: Know that you just fucked up his entire fuel injection system. :)

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