This may take a while

First, you have to learn how your teacher will react to your actions. Study them and perform little experiments. Get them to react to others. Never stop learning about them. When you are sure you know what their actions will be, then you can strike. In my case, it took me a few months and a detention in order to get this far. I was ready.

I had a friend in the class who was my accomplice to the mission. Whenever I pull off a number on someone, I always have a partner that I can trust. So I wrote on a piece of paper: "I am ugly and my dog smells." Then, I passed the note to my friend, "trying" to look sneaky. This triggered my teachers senses and he immediately looked over to me passing the note (as I knew he would). He said "hey, no notes in my classroom" and picked it up (as I knew he would). Then I begged him not to read it aloud. He did (as I knew he would) and he boomed in his voice "I AM UGLY AND MY DOG SMELLS." the class roared in laughter. My friend and I gave each other a high five and smiled devilishly.

I can't believe I made a B in that class.

How to get a teacher:

1. Study your teacher and predict his movements and actions. Knowing the victem is half the battle.

2. Write something on a note that the teacher will read aloud and be embarrassed when doing so. For best results, keep it short. Example: "I am not sure if I can actually teach math." (if he or she is a math teacher)

3. Get a friend willing to participate in the activity and "pass" the note to him or her.

4. Allow the teacher to catch you in the act of passing the note.

5. If you know them well enough, say whatever you have to in order to get them to read the note alound.

6. Sit back and enjoy the laughter you created.

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