Six of my extremely fair-toned friends and I own a movie company, called Wut Wut Alma Moving Pictures. We shot a full-length feature film in 35 days last summer. The film, Illegal Use of Joe Zopp, is currently in post-production and will be completed this year. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movie.

"The fall on his head must have unlocked some sort of genius packet in his brain."

-- The doctor to Mel and Virginia Zopp, who dropped their son, Joseph, on his head when he was a baby, sparking a childhood of innovation and invention.

"Say cheese ... crackas."

-- Louie, the African-American hotel owner, just before snapping a Polaroid picture the reunited Zopps.

"Turn to the left ... my left."

-- Officer Al Beaudette, just before taking a police mug shot of Gregory Psuedonym, Joe Zopp's pseudonym.