Mark always wanted to be a(n) Spell Checker, but he didn't know where to begin. One day, while he was Permiating, a Slip-n-Slide came up to him and sprinkled him on the Fire truck.

"What the Fuck did you do that for?" cried Mark.

"Because, nipple breath, you spend all day out here Chewing and Swallowing and never doing what it takes to be what you want."

"Whatever... buger face." replied Mark.

And so, Mark skillfully skipped down the street to the puppy factory for icecream.

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