How to sober someone up.....(WARNING!!! VERY MEAN HIGH SCHOOL PRANK BELOW!!!)

I am ashamed to admit it but about five years ago I was at a huge party a kid from school through to celebrate finishing another school year. This was one of the parties that everyone was at. From what I remember it was a blast. All of my memories of that night were fond one's except for one. We were in the kid's back yard (I don't even know his name)when a different kid came up to me and a few other kids and told us how wasted he was. I remember kinda ignoring him for I was not interested in his being wasted. He insisted how wasted he was when all of a sudden one of the guys got a great idea. Instead of lecturing him on how he was way to young to be drinking so much or offering any real assistance the guy gave him some grass to eat. He told the kid that eating grass would sober him up. At the time a was young and stupid and thought it was hilarious as did everyone else. A few other guys and I offered some of our own remidies. We put him a the trampoline and told him that would help sober him. He accepted and fell as soon as he got on the trampoline. We picked him up and began bouncing him as if he was a basketball. Even that at the time was funny to me. After putting him through some other small shenanigans finally someone drew the line. This was the meanest prank of them all. I am not even including myself in this because I felt bad for the kid afterwards. Some of the other guys I was with finally advised the kid he needed to keep drinking if he was ever gonna sober up. We gave him a beer bottle filled with part beer and other fluids not even worth mentioning. I felt bad about it ever since. I know the kid now and he is fine. He was fine that night and the days after but I dont think anybody desrved that.

1. Pretend to know the best way to sober a person up.

2. Tell that person eating grass would sober them up.

3. Make them run around while you ruff house them.

4. Make them think they are drinking something they are really not. (Only if your mean!)

5. Apoligize for being a jerk the next day

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