Bomberman stood in his bedroom. He often did this and pretended to be a fictional character from movies he liked. This time, he had his fedora and leather jacket on and called himself Indiana Bomber. Slightly startling him when he did so, Luigi opened the door and called out to his imagination filled friend.

"Hey tiger. You ready to go to?" Luigi gazed at the costume that Bomberman had put on. "Take that crap off!" Demanded Luigi.

Bomberman stood up for his slightly eclectic apparel, "But Luigi, you know that when I wear these clothes from “No Sweat Apparel” we end up going on an adventure."

Kirby was strolling on down the hallway to greet his buddies, "Hey Luigi, what’s taking so," he stopped to view Bomberman's attire, "Oh, not again."

"What?" Bomberman pleaded, "We're going to the movies. There is always adventure there.

The three loaded up into Kirby's car and they made the drive to the theaters. Bomberman, being the only one who was happy enough to talk, continued to attempt reassuring his friends, "What? This is going to be fun!"

The movie showing this night was one that Bomberman had always wanted to see. A story of a man trying to find a woman who wears “No Sweat Apparel undergarments”. "I've always wanted to see this." Bomberman said.

The three walked up to the ticket counter. The clerk, in a horrible mood, thought to himself (Oh great, more freaks. I gotta stop workin the night shift).

Kirby, somehow able to read the man's thoughts, slams his fists down on the counter with anger. "What did you just think about us?"

It only took a couple of seconds. The clerk was stripped naked, bound, and gagged. Left there to muddle in his thoughts. (Yup, gotta get a shift change.)

The movies were going well until problems arose. Bomberman's hat was in the way of a movie patron seated directly behind him. The angry individual spoke to his partner sitting next to him. "Can you believe that guy? Wearing a hat to the movies." Out of anger, the patron stood up and slapped the hat off of Bomberman's head.

When Bomberman turned around to see who it was, he was in shock. "Oh shit!" he exclaimed.

Detective Ralph Ralphison who was equally as shocked, screamed "Hey! It's them!"

His partner, George Gregory, pulled out his gun and badge. "PSPD, Freeze!"

Kirby whipped the emergency knife out of his non-existent pocket and held it limply, poised to throw. "You guys run! I'll hold them off!" They ran. Kirby threw the knife directly into Gregory's arm, successfully knocking the gun out of his hand.

Gregory yelped in pain. Ralphison leapt over his partner and continued to pursue. Gregory knew as well as did Ralphison that catching the L-TEAM was more important than the safety of his partner.

The team busted out of the back exit of the theater and bolted down the ally. Luigi was never under arrest, but knew that he often needed to help them escape. So he always came along.

As the three ran down the ally, Bomberman called back, "See what I mean? Adventure!"

Kirby called back in anger, "This isn't adventure, you dumb bastard!"

Next was Luigi's turn to be pissed, "You just had to wear that fucking hat and jacket didn't you?!"

Ignoring the comments, Bomberman found a door that was unlocked. "Quick, in here!"

Once inside, the team caught their breath. Bomberman let out a sigh of relief. "We're safe." He looked around to find Kirby entranced.; he was staring at a sword mounted on the wall. Luigi made his way over to the sign.

Luigi read the sign out loud. "He... or she... who picks up this sword must find the one person to which this weapon cannot kill. Upon doing so, you will be given one million dollars."

Kirby broke out into a sweat. "One... Million... DOLLARS!!"

"Ew, stop sweating." Bomberman said being disgusted.

Luigi removed the sword from the wall and began to swing it in the air. "I don't know about this. How will we find this person?"

Kirby raised his hand in unnecessary politeness. "I've got an idea."

The park was peaceful and serene and the people occupying it were happily going about their days. The L-TEAM pulled into a parking space and got out. "Lets get to it." Kirby chanted. He pulled the sword from the trunk and held it firmly in his hand. "You guys decide if they're dead or not." Kirby charged into the park, sword held in attack position. He managed to thrust it into a woman who was eating a doughnut. The woman dropped down to the ground in a bloody mess.

"Luigi and Bomberman stood by the car. "Nope, she wasn’t it."

Kirby continued to attack people in the park until they had all scattered and disappeared. He walked back over to his friends who were still standing by the car. "We need to find a faster way to do this” insisted Luigi.

Kirby thought for a second, "I've got an idea."

The L-TEAM meat market opened its doors to a non-existent crowd of people. The sign in the window read HELP WANTED and below it said GREAT PAY.

A man in a ruffled business suit and poorly combed hair walked in. "I'm here about the job." he said. Bomberman was sitting behind the front counter smoking a cigarette.

"Follow the guy with the green hat." He instructed.

The man followed Luigi into the back. "Right this way." said Luigi in a very business like tone.

The man walked into the room and gave a quick look around to find that it was empty. "Hello?" he called.

Suddenly, from out of what some might refer to as nowhere, Kirby jumped strait toward the potential employee with the sword sticking strait forward. It stabbed him and he fell to the ground. Kirby stood over the body. "Nope. So what are we going to do with all the bodies?"

Bomberman walked into the office. "They are starting to pile up."

Luigi walked into the office. "Don't worry. I've taken care of everything." He led the two into another room in the back office. It contained a machine that was unloading the bodies into a meat grinder and creating delicious steaks and hamburgers. "The profits made by this stuff should put us past three million by next week."

Kirby suddenly looked worried. "We're still going to find who the sword can't kill, right?"

Luigi patted his head. "Of course, my little one."

Kirby smiled a warm smile and cuddled close to Luigi, "I love you Luigi."

Luigi broke the affection. "We'll need a better way to find him or her."

Bomberman ended his silence. "Do you guys have the feeling that what we're doing is wrong? Maybe we should stop this."

Kirby was outraged, "There's a million dollars on the table. We'll do whatever it takes.

Just then, Kirby's arch rival entered the meat shop and walked up to the conversing group. "I'm here for the job."

Bomberman jumped in front of his team and stuck his arm out in a defensive maneuver. "Metaknight!"

"I've read this comic up to this point and I think the sword can't kill me." he said. "Go ahead, give it a try. If I don't die, you guys give me half of the million."

Kirby picked up the sword and stabbed through the enemy. "Sure, I'll take that deal."

Metaknight pulled the sword from his body and laughed an evil laugh. "I lived!"

Before the L-TEAM could respond to the stabbing, a beam of light broke through the ceiling and god descended from the heavens. God landed and looked at the villain with the sword through himself. "thou hath done it! Thou hath found the one the sword cannot slay."

Metaknight jumped back. "Oh crap, God found me."

God smiled. "I've been looking all over for this guy. People say I can see everything... but they don't know shit. Like just last week I lost my car keys and..."

At that moment, Metaknight stabbed God in the side. "Find me now, God!"

Kirby grew fire in his eyes, literally. "We had a poker game next Friday!" he exclaimed. Bomberman handed his pink companion a bomb.

"Here ya go buddy. Do what needs to be done."

"Thanks, pal"

Kirby hurled the bomb toward his long time enemy. It exploded and blew him out of the meat market. God waved his hand and the wound healed itself.

Here's your million dollars, boys." He said, throwing a suitcase on the ground.

The next morning, the meat market was closed. Luigi looked bummed. "It seems like a waste to close our first successful business."

Bomberman shook his head in agreement. "We ran out of free meat. Besides, the police would have eventually caught up with us anyway."

Luigi responded, "Still, I wish we had a good money making scheme going."

Kirby raised his hand. "I've got an idea."

And so, the L-TEAM made a quick million and Kirby has a new idea to raise easy money. Will it work? Time (and another comic) will tell. Until next time.

Steve,

Not having any background knowledge of your characters may have taking away from some of your humor but I enjoyed it nonetheless. You had several spelling mistakes; I changed most of them but assumed some of them were there to give each character their own voice. For instance I assumed “gotta” was to add voice and not a misspelling of “got to.” Also I changed a few words around to help the flow although you may want to have kept it your way. I added some pictures only because you haven’t got your comics uploaded yet. After pasting to the wiki I only put mior breaks in your dialog to break up the scenes. I don’t read comics that often so I hope I was able to help.